i feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime, and i’m just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. i don’t like seeing slide shows of guys i’ve apparently dated. i don’t like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. i don’t like it when headlines read ‘careful, bro, she’ll write a song About you,’ because it trivializes my work. and most of all, i don’t like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start. and so, i just don’t date.
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Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
Don’t you worry your pretty little mind
People throw rocks at things that shine
And life makes love look hard
The stakes are high
The water is rough
But this love is ours.
hurts more than a break up
Josh: When we last spoke you had not seen Cosmopolis. Now you, I assume, have seen it. Your totally impartial review of it would be…?
No matter how hard I try to be just one of the guys
There’s a little something inside that won’t let me
No matter how hard I try to have an open mind
There’s a little clock inside that keeps tickin’ (x)