Kristen Stewart + hairporn

13/05/1986 a little blondie boy was born and now, 27th years later, he has become the biggest troll on earth.

Our boy turns 27 today. 27 years of making people laugh no matter what, 27 years of being this awesome guy that we all want to marry.

So I just wanted to wish you a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you for always putting me in a good mood even when you’re not trying to. Keep being perfect like that. I love you.

Rob opening the door for Kristen.

If you’re not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you’re not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

23 years ago Mama and Papa Stew decided to have sex without protection. God bless that great idea because it brought us this amazing human being called Kristen Jaymes Stewart.

Our girl turns 23 today. 23 years of being herself, 23 years of being this awesome and adorable girl that made all of us fall in love with.

I just wanted to wish you a really, really HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you for everything you’ve done for all of us without even realizing it. Just keep being who you are because you rock, girl! I love you <3