Interviewer: Best way to get a job in Hollywood?
Kristen Stewart: We're sitting on it...
Everybody: Hahahahahaha you are so funny Kristen!!
Me: ... What??... I didn't get it...
Meanwhile on Messenger
Normal people: Talk about boyfriends and life.
Me&Babs: Talk about perverted things.
Meanwhile on Facebook
Some "friend": Has identified you as the studious person.
Me: Oh my God hahaha You really don't know me xD
Best friend: HAHAHAHAHA yeah right xD you are the studious person and I'm the one who is always in diets!
Me: Do you remember that time when we-
Best friend: OMG YES! That was soooo cool!! hahaha Her face was just so-
Me: I know right?! We need to do that again!
Best friend: Absolutely!
Other friend: Jesus... I never understand your conversations!
Best friend: I don't remember how you were before you met Rob and Kristen...
Me:
Best friend:
Me:
Best friend:
Me: Me neither...
Parents: *kissing*
Me: Ewwww stop that!
Rob&Kristen: *kissing*
Me: OMG JASDFGHJIUYTRGFHBSNJS OMGG WHAT IS AIR?? AYTRFSZHGDJCHJAS I NEED TO SEE MORE PHOTOS!!! OMGGGGG I CAN'T!!! FANGIRLING SO HARD!!!
